Rubiks Cube Mayhem

Urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I hate this, this thing it just wont escape my head, I go on the train and its there, school its there home there, this is consuming my life. I have come to a conclusion that this thing is one of mens greatest mystery's. Its one of the most complex Puzzles I Have ever seen, I have settled on a conclusion that those nerds I see slaving over this piece of plastic really scare me. They solve it with one hand, eyes close, behind there back I mean what people do you know in life that honestly can do that? I always wondered if there was a way to cheat but, it just wouldn't be fair because then I wont be able to show off my superior nerd skills to my friends. This is worst then math class and learning how to solve inequalities because at least in math class I will learn how to solve it step by step. I feel pretty bad though because I was fighting with my conscience on whether or not I should go on youtube and take the easy way out but then I will feel pretty bad knowing that I solved it by cheating. Why ooh why must you mock me I have gone Through the bravery's new album the sun and the moon twice already, hell I have even gone through Kimya Dawson's my cute fiend sweet princess album as well which I might add was great by the way. Rubik's cube your time of triumph will soon come to an end, you will be mastered by spiderman.